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Chairman Nick's Summer MessageBritsoc Chairman
- We would like to make an introductory video of the society. We will begin by visiting as many of our Britsoc sports and social events as we can and shoot footage for the video. We will also arrange to shoot a special Britsoc get together. We would like this to be attended by as many as possible to show off the society to its best.
- We have agreed to train up to four people for EHBO (first aid) qualifications. We need first aid support at some events and it makes sense to spend some of the society's money to have our own people trained. If you would be interested to be trained at our expense let me know. I believe in some companies you get a small increment in your salary for being an official first aider.
After Brexit what next?Brexit
Don’t swap your passports yet, Amsterdam mayor tells BritishBrexit
What to do this Summer?Family and Children
Efteling – Charm and thrills.The good thing about the Efteling Park is that there is something for all ages so if you are trying to entertain a spread of age groups, this is a good day out for all concerned.For the little ones there is the famous Sprookjesbos (Fairy Forest) plus lots of easy rides such as old fashioned carousels, train rides, a monorail, old-timer cars to “steer” around a track and a pretty show called Droomvlucht (Dreamflight) which has won an award, probably for being the prettiest show.For the whole family to enjoy they offer a boat lake, a Haunted House, 3D films, and a variation on the Disney Teacups where, instead of cups, you sit in a large casserole pot and are stirred around fairly gently. As if that wasn’t enough, you can get a good soaking and wander around for the rest of the day in wet clothes after a go on The Piraña raft ride. Marvellous!Older kids will enjoy the stomach-churning roller coasters such as the award winning Baron 1898, or the Vliegende Hollander (Flying Dutchman) or the Python, or they may prefer to lose their lunch on the Halve Maan pirate ship or on a bobsleigh ride called, simply, Bob. For those who like to feel disoriented and dizzy, there’s also a cursed house called Villa Volta whose floors and ceilings move about as you walk round. Oodles of fun.The Efteling won the award for the best Food and Drink. They certainly have more variety than the average amusement park and go beyond the usual greasy chips and fricandel type snacks. There is a pancake house, a restaurant called Het Wapen van Raveleijn, which serves lunch and dinner, and plenty of sandwich, panini, snack options. Of course if you prefer croquette and fries, that’s also on offer.Diamond Theme Park Awards 2016 for Best Amusement Park in NL, Best roller coaster for Baron 1898, Best attraction for Droomvlucht (Dreamflight) Most Child Friendly, Best Food and Drink concessions.Cheapest price € 34.50 Children under 3 yrs - free entrance.Europalaan 1, Kaatsheuvel. www.efteling.com/nl
Walibi Holland – High speed thrills.Slightly less charming than the Efteling, Walibi theme park is big on rides and less on theme. This is heaven for older kids who like thrill rides and roller coasters. Just to name a selection; Speed of Sound sends you on a musical loop-the-loop, six times! Goliath boasts the highest and fastest roller coaster in the Benelux, and Xpress Platform 13 launches you to 90km/h in 2.8 seconds. Meanwhile newly opened Lost Gravity tips you upside down so often, you no longer know if you’re up or down. I have vertigo just writing this.Walibi also offers plenty of opportunity to get soaking wet. The Rio Grande raft ride and the Crazy River Log flume will guarantee you wet trousers for the rest of the day....unless the sun shines of course.Smaller kids and scaredy-cat adults are not left out at Walibi with tamer rides available such as Spinning Sombreros, Dodgems and Go-Karts and the really small kids have plenty to keep them happy with train rides and mini roller coasters.The food available is the usual offering of hamburgers, kebabs, fries, wraps, sandwiches and ice cream, with one place specialising in pizza and pastas. My advice? Big rides first, kebab later.Cheapest is to book online. € 29,50.Spijkweg 30, Biddinghuizen. www.walibi.nl
Duinrell & Tikibad – 2 for the price of 1This is in the top three simply because you get the best of two worlds. Duinrell has all the trappings of a theme park with roller coasters and wild rides and, for a few euros more, you can buy entrance to the Tikibad waterpark, with slides and watery funFor thrill seekers there is the Falcon rollercoaster, the Dragonfly, which is a bit tamer, but scores as the longest roller coaster in NL, the Mad Mill, where you can be spun senseless while being swung backwards and forwards, all at the same time and, if your inner ear mechanism can still handle it, try their new attraction ‘Wildwings’, which is a good ride for budding pilots. There are more attractions for the younger kids and the park has a real old fashioned family feel.Food-wise Duinrell have partnered up with La Place, which has a good reputation for decent food and healthier options. Of course the usual deep-fried nonsense is also available as well as a buffet restuarant, but it’s good to see something different on offer.With the option of access to the waterpark, this park gives the best value for money and is a good option for a two day stay. Hotels are available on-site. Just don’t forget your cozzie.Best value is a combi ticket Themepark and unlimited use of Tikibad € 28,50Theme park only € 22,50. Theme park and 3 hours use of Tikibad € 27,50Duinrell 1, Wassenaar. www.duinrell.nl
An unforgettable experienceArt and Culture
The Kroller Muller Museum is situated in the middle of the Hoge Veluwe National Park, about an hour's drive from Amsterdam. It is a unique experience with a combination of art, nature and architecture and a place where things of beauty come together to guarantee a truly unforgettable visit.
The experience is a paradise for seasoned art lovers and newcomers and nowhere else in the world is the enjoyment of art so intense, due to the phenomenal collection of art and it's beautiful location surrounded by nature. There are more than 400,000 visitors a year and it is one of the most popular museums in the Netherlands.
The Kroller Muller Museum is a second home to works by Vincent Van Gogh and home to top works by modern masters including Claude Monet, Georges Seurat, Pablo Picasso and Piet Mondriaan. The museum boasts almost 90 paintings and more than 180 drawings. Other temporary exhibitions also ensure that the museum keeps pace with the latest developments to ensure it retains public interest.
One of the largest private collections of the 20th century is the life work of Helene Kroller Muller as between 1907 and 1922 with her husband Anton Kroller they bought almost 11,500 works of art. It was Helene's dream to have her own 'museum house' a place where she could share her passion of modern art with other art lovers and she fulfilled her dream in 1938.
The Museum is situated in the Hoge Veluwe Park which has 5,500 hectares of forest, heaths and grasslands which is the natural habitat for deer, mouflon and wild boar. While visiting the park you can roam freely by foot or with the free white bicycles that are available. On a visit, you will find one of the finest treasure troves to be found in the Netherlands and it will not disappoint you as it has everything it takes to give its visitors a unique and unforgettable experience.
Duck JokeA duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck.""I see your eyes are working," replies the duck."And you can talk!" exclaims the barman."I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?""Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?" "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.The same thing happens for two weeks.Then one day the circus comes to town.The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!""Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money.""I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?""At the circus," says the barman."The circus?" repeats the duck."That's right," replies the barman."The circus?" the duck asks again. "That place with the big tent?""Yeah," the barman replies."With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck."Of course," the barman replies."And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck."That's right!" says the barman.The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says:"What the hell would they want with a plasterer??!"
Blonde JokeA blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $200 for your trouble” "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $200 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!" "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde."But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."
Interview of the Month | Vicky HamptonFood and drink
Vicky Hampton is a writer and runs food blog www.amsterdamfoodie.nlAge: 36 Where do you live?Westerpark, Amsterdam What made you come to Amsterdam?Originally I studied here. I was at Edinburgh University studying English literature and I had the opportunity to spend my third year aboard under the Erasmus exchange programme. It was a bit of a lucky dip as there were seven cities to choose from and I had not been to any of them before. Helsinki sounded a bit cold; Zurich sounded a bit boring, and so on. It was a very unscientific process of elimination that I ended up in Amsterdam. I know it does not make a lot of sense to study English literature in the Netherlands, but the experience was fantastic and I fell in love with Amsterdam as soon as I got here. How long have you been here?I arrived in 2001 for my exchange year and then briefly moved back to the UK, returning permanently in 2006. Can you speak Dutch?I do speak Dutch. I can say everything I need to say from a functional perspective. But as a British person, I think that sense of humour is so much a part of your personality, and it frustrates me that I can’t quite express that humour in Dutch. Where are you from in the UK?Pangbourne – it’s a little village between Reading and Oxford. What do you do now?I’m a writer, but my activities are much broader than that. I do freelance translation, social media and content marketing as well. I think that most people know you from your Amsterdam Foodie Blog; how did that come about?I have always been into food; my dad was an hotelier and restaurateur. I spent quite a bit of time in and out of his restaurants while I was growing up, and we also did “market research”, which was a euphemism for going out and having nice dinners. I’ve always loved cooking; I cooked at home in my parents’ house from a very young age. I then cooked a bit professionally as a student, having catering jobs on the side of my studies. So I was always into food, but loved writing as well. It was a bit of toss up whether I would be a chef or a writer. In the end, writing about food seemed to be the logical conclusion. So you have also written a cookbook; would you like to tell us about that?The book was inspired by my experiences of working in an office. I used to work just off Leidseplein – you’d think there would be dozens of lunch options around there, but in reality there were mostly only sit-down cafes. As you know with Dutch customer service being what it is, you wouldn’t get out of there within an hour – lunch becomes a whole event rather than just a 20-minute break from your desk. There were not the same range of sandwich shops, salad bars and jacket potato stalls that you would find in London. We had a small kitchen at work, which was relatively well kitted-out for an office. I was taking ingredients into work and just making lunch there. My colleagues were very curious and I started making lunches for them, including monthly team lunches. On the suggestion of one my colleagues I decided to write all these things down – to encourage people to eat something different and healthy at lunchtime. Healthiness was not the primary objective, but in general I think cooking from scratch is healthier than buying processed food. But my primary goal was to get people out of the rut of Ham-Kaas Broodjes for lunch. There is nothing wrong with them, but it’s worth mixing things up a bit now and again. Vicky Hampton’s Working Lunch is available at bol.com So the logical question after that is what is your opinion of the EU referendum result?To be perfectly honest, I am quite gutted about it. From a purely personal point of view, I identify myself as European. I used to live in France and Italy for brief periods before I moved to the Netherlands. My brother lives in Belgium with his wife and three kids. My whole family has always had a very international outlook. From a broader perspective, the huge impact that it will have on people’s jobs is quite heart-breaking. Hopefully, it will get better with time. The media at the moment is very doom and gloom. There is nothing else to talk about – I think I’m addicted to reading news about it. I’m so angry about the whole thing. Are there any particular favourite restaurants at the moment?On my website I have a revolving restaurant of the month: each month I choose a place I liked that I have been to quite recently. Surely that can only be Moon?Ha, ha. I have recently reviewed Moon on my website. It’s not cheap, but the view is amazing. Pendergast is one restaurant I am excited about at the moment – it’s just south of Westerpark. It is a Kansas City-style BBQ restaurant that has some of the best BBQ-ed meat I have tasted outside the US. It is an independent restaurant set up by a guy from that neck of the woods in the US. They are smoking brisket, ribs, pork cheeks and all that good stuff. I’m quite into BBQ at the moment – I’d also give a mention to the guys at Bulelani pop-up who are currently in search of a permanent location. They do amazing ribs. Are there any food trends which are appearing?So you have on the one hand the meat eaters (as evidenced by the BBQ scene) but you also see a resurgence in vegetables taking centre stage. In that vein, I like Choux a lot. They are cooking up some excellent modern Dutch cuisine using local vegetables. Dutch food has not enjoyed a great reputation in the past. However, there are some really creative chefs doing some great things with what is available locally at the moment. Do you have any tips for people to find a good restaurant in Amsterdam?Yes, of course! Simply go to my website and use the restaurant finder. You can search for restaurant recommendations by price, location and type of cuisine. You can also book a lot of restaurants directly from my site (look for the “book now” buttons!). What do you most miss from the UK?Not a lot, and even the less since the Brexit result. After 10 years, I am totally past the point of missing food items; I never think about Marmite or marmalade or Yorkshire tea. I’m not very English in that respect. I guess that one thing I sort of miss is the humorous banter. You know if you pop into a pub or bar or café in London, you can often strike up that instant rapport with the person behind the bar. I’m not sure if it’s my Dutch skills or just cultural differences, but I find it hard to have that same banter over here. But honestly, I miss very little. The Netherlands is my home now, and I may soon be trading in my British nationality for a Dutch passport!
BritPhotShot of the Month | Summer 2016Photography
Britsoc Photo Lesson #15 – People are great!I make a living from photographing people. Children, business folk, CEOs, familieseven royalty … each year they tend to come in sight of one of my lenses. When Ireview the year I look back on all the amazing things it's been a privilege to witnessand the one conclusion I can draw is this; people are GREAT! That is never more apparent than during the festivities over Pride Weekend; this yearfrom August 5-7. There’s no doubt its the best pride in the world by far. The reasonsare simple; first, Amsterdam has a long, rich history of welcoming LGBT people. Second, the normal LGBT scene here in the city is thriving and there’s no doubt thatthis is one of Europe’s great centres for living an out and proud life as a member ofthe LGBT community. Third, the weekend shows all that in glorious technicolour! Iwas lucky enough to witness that from a great perch on a boat during last year’scanal parade. This is one of my favourite shots from that day. It tells me simply this;no matter who the person or people are in front of your camera… come at themwith the attitude of “you are beautiful and I want to capture your energy and yourbeauty” and you won't go far wrong. Technical details; Nikon D810 with mounted AF-S Nikkor 17-35 (2.8) f/4.5 @1/500th Benjamin Arthur – the British Photographer in Amsterdam.More information @ www.benjaminarthur.comEmail is firstname.lastname@example.org.Phone # is 06 83 94 35 52
The Whisky HunterFood and drink
Amongst the SpiritsIn pursuit of wider knowledge, the Beer Hunter sent a very small (and committed) team to check out the whisky making process in Scotland. No challenge is too great! We journeyed to Speyside, the home to many Highland whiskies including Gelnfiddich, the world’s biggest selling single malt. The first stop was the restaurant for some local haggis that was a delicious way to start the tour. After a small wait for the (free!) tour to begin, we were off. This is what we learned.Although often complex in flavour when finished, whisky starts out from some very simple ingredients – malted barley and soft clear water. The process starts when malted barley is ground into ‘grist’ that is then mixed with heated spring water and poured into giant ‘mash tuns’. The result is bubbles, clouds of steam and a pleasantly pungent aroma. We lingered as long as we could… The result of the mashing is a sweet liquid called ‘wort’. Yeast is added to the wort as it is pumped into the traditional handmade wooden fermentation vessels, the ‘washbacks’. As the wort ferments the resulting carbon dioxide gas creates a massive, hot frothing head that foams up to the top of the washback. Once fermentation subsides it leaves a brown liquid known as the wash. The wash has 8-9% ABV, making it similar to a strong beer (the absence of hops discouraged the temptation to sample). The heart of the distillation process lies in the still house. Here the wash is distilled in copper pot stills that exactly match the shape and size of the original stills. The wash in the stills is gradually heated until the alcohol turns to vapour. The vapour rises through the narrowing neck of the still and is guided downwards and through a water-cooled condenser. This condenses the vapour into an intermediate liquid, known as ‘low wines’. The low wines (about 21% alcohol) are heated in ‘spirit stills’, smaller versions of the wash still. The vaporised alcohol is drawn off and condensed as previously, and then trickles down into the ‘spirit safe’, where the flow of spirit can be controlled. This liquid is now legally a bonded, taxable spirit, so it is kept under lock and key. The stillman runs the delicate operation of monitoring this distillation – any mistake can ruin the whisky’s flavour. Only the fine middle cut, or ‘heart’ of the distillation is retained for maturation. The stillman catches it at the flick of a tap and a new batch of Glenfiddich is born. The raw spirit is reduced to around 63% alcohol with natural spring water from local springs and then filled into hand-built oak casks. Glenfiddich only use the very best casks made from the very best wood, such as once used sherry butts from Spain and bourbon barrels from America. These second-hand casks lead to the creation of a high quality spirit. Mellowed by previous use, the oak helps mature the Scotch whisky, allowing it to breathe, soften, assume subtle flavours and acquire a pale golden colour. The full casks are stored on-site in the traditional warehouses and the spirit is left to mature. The atmospherically dark, damp interior of the warehouse and the temperature, humidity and climate of this environment provide optimum conditions for the whisky to develop its complex character. When you walk in through the small door you are encouraged to take a deep breath, and it’s a good one! Hyperventilation could be a lot of fun in this place. The intoxicating atmosphere was explained to us – as a cask ages, alcohol compounds evaporate off the whisky through the porous oak back into the air. This is roughly 2% from each cask per year and the lost spirit is known as the Angels’ Share. We also got the chance to smell a sherry and a bourbon cask ready to be filled – the bourbon was the winner of the two. No smoking or photos are allowed in the warehouse due to the alcohol content in the air – Glenfiddich do not want the 120 million litres of whisky gently maturing to go up in a very exciting flash. The tour ended with the joys and the hardship of whisky tasting. We were all offered the 12, 15 and 18 year old whisky to sample. All of the whiskies were very good and a joy to drink – the only hardship was having responsibility for the car keys and no other way to get to Grantown. A bottle of the 18 year old made a lovely souvenir.
Brexit information point opens in AmsterdamPolitics
The Dutch government has created a ‘Brexit Information Point’ to answer questions and provide updates for British expats and businesses in the Netherlands.A ‘Brexit Information Point’ and telephone line were recently opened in Amsterdam for the nearly 15,000 British expats living and working in the Dutch region to provide information regarding the UK's decision to leave the European Union.Following the recent 23 June referendum, the United Kingdom has voted to withdraw its membership from the European Union. The ‘Brexit’, as it's popularly known, has raised numerous immigration concerns among British employees, freelancers and students in the Netherlands who are uncertain of their future rights to live and work in the country, De Telegraaf reported.To address the situation, the municipality of Amsterdam, along with Expatcenter Amsterdam and amsterdam inbusiness, has especially created a Brexit Information Point and hotline to actively inform British expats with future developments.The counter is located at the Expatcenter Amsterdam while the information line can be reached by calling +31 (0)20 254 7999, according to Amsterdam’s municipal website. British citizens already residing in the Netherlands, individuals interested in relocating and businesses are encouraged to visit or inquire about policy changes.
Veerby Sally Johnson
You comin’ mate for a pint o’ beer?
Can’t mate, got a bloomin’ pain in me left ear.
It’s givin’ me ‘avoc n makin’ me queer;
Gonna ‘ave to see the doc tomorro’ I fear.
Awright, take care mate, n we’ll send you some cheer
From the pub round the corner, The Laughin’ Cavalier.
Wonder ‘ow many ‘e ‘ad; ‘e’s got quite a leer!
Yeah, booze, girls n gold; a geezer to revere!
Have a good ‘un mate n keep your ‘ead clear.
You know what ‘appened last time when you couldn’t steer.
Smack into those bushes, didn’t you veer?
Take it easy mate, ‘cos life’s too fuckin’ dear.
Stripeby Sally Johnson
Surrounded by your perfectly cast silk,
Your geometric precision can be matched by few.
Your spatial shrewdness and daring are more than opportunist;
You are an engineer of nature.
As you bask suspended in the centre of your creation,
You seem docile in the soft autumnal sun.
Your body rests as motionless as today’s windless air;
You are a responsive creature.
As an engineer you, too, have a strategy,
While your striped body and silk glisten delicately in the light.
It is more than fine thread you weave - it is a genius’s trap;
You are a perceptive inventor.
Your stance is an intriguing illusion to the ignorant,
Since at the slightest vibration, a light insect’s wing or a man’s sneeze,
Your alertness is triggered, and you pounce eagerly to consume;
You are a subtle warrior.
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